Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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