"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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