Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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