Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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