so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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