Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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