She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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