check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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