I'm eating all of the evidence.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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