You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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