this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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