hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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