We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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