what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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