we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
i think my cat just said my name.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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