i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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