plz talk dirty to me
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
the raccoons are back...
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