I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
MIDGETS
????
Sext me about skeletons
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