Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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