Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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