yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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