: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She's the barista slut.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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