She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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