shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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