Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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