I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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