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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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