Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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