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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.

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(619): View more from California

Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.

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(614): View more from Ohio

How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.

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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?

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(937): View more from Ohio

Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.

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she compared me favorably to her vibrator

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which one?

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