he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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