Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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