Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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