I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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