But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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