I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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