wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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