You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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