I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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