His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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