Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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