I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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