yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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