I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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