these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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