...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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