Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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