I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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