I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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