two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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