I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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