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i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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