now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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