Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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